Delainey: The earth is a trillion.
Me: Nope, it is not that old.
Delainey: Is a trillion a number?
Me: Yes, it is how much money our government owes.
Sad thing is, I can’t even think of what else is in the trillions.
Washington, You disgust me. Stop spending money we don’t have.
By the way, I am firing everyone I can.